What's worse than the train breaking down...

Having it break down twice. Due to a minor malfunction in equipment. Minor is like, half the door isn't opening correctly. MAJOR is when you break down twice in the motherfucking tunnel. I hate you L train....HATE it!!!

Extreme Train Congestion....

Going home at the early hours of 6:30pm, we've encountered extreme train congestion. Which is probably a coverup for someone who jumped the tracks because I waited a good 10 minutes at union square for a train. Just tell me the truth! A train got held up by John Travolta! Anything! don't lie to me and demand me to be patient, piss off L train.

Please be patient...

"We are being held by the dispatcher..." 

How big is this dispatcher guy ? I want to move him to the side so I can get to work!!

Tonight from 1st ave to Bedford ave...

...took 15 minutes. Yeah that's right. I punched it right in the Letter. Take that....

asshole

Let's wait five minutes...

...before leaving every stop!!!

Because that's the smartest way to spend millions on a broken system. I am 7 stopsfrom my ;destination every morning. It's been a while since I had a morning when the Lame train worked at normal speed. Today, like a good passenger, I patiently waited at a stand still at every stop before union square. Approximately 4-5 minutes per stop. My 35 minute commute mutated into a 75 minute bumble fuck. 

I accept my destiny on this train. This canal of financial doom...

Intro to the death of the L

Many of you think this would be a silly and unfathomable feat. It probably is, but at least I can bitch about this atrocity of a train. 

Purpose of this blog:

To report the mindless delays this train has during my travels to and from Manhattan.  Also to site funny and odd things which may be sitting next to me during said travels. If you're a rider of the L, please share your stories. In the mean time, I am in the workings to purchase a giant knife to stab the L when it's not looking.